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Did you ever realize
that your way of life
is affecting all around you,
bottom feeding ignorance
you make me ******** sick.
Did you ever realize
that everyone you know
can't ******** stand you,
acting like you know everything
when you don't even have a clue.

You're worthless

I can't ******** believe
you never realized
that your way of life
revolves around theft and greed.
Every week a new identity
yet still an a*****e to me.
Did you ever realize
no matter how hard you try
you'll never make a difference,
just keep on ******** pretending
that you're a saint.

You're worthless

Nobody cares if you die

Worthless

You are ******** worthless

I gave one to Jasmi today. ^^

That's Jay's fault.

Monk rules. Here are some quotes:

Monk: There's an old saying. Don't change anything. Ever.
Natalie; That's not an old saying.
Monk: I've been saying it forever.

Randy: If Monk and I were drowning, who would you save.
Stottlemeyer: Id save you both.
Randy: You can only save one.
Stottlemeyer: Well, I'd save Monk, because he can't swim, and I know for a fact that you're an excellent swimmer.
Randy: What if I was holding onto an anchor?
Stottlemeyer: Why don't you just let go of the anchor?
Randy: It's a family heirloom.
Stottlemeyer: I'm leaving.

Monk: [looking at hands] I love you both so much. I would never let anything happen to you.
[A couple stares at him]
Monk: I love both my hands, even though I don't use my left hand as much.
Woman: Okay... Good for you.
[Woman turns to man.]
Woman: Let's find somewhere else to eat.
Monk: Bye! It was nice talking to you! It made me feel better.

Natalie: It's a gift.
Monk: And a curse?
Natalie: No, just a gift.

Randy: He said he was going to scratch his nose.
Stottlemeyer: Okay.
Randy: But, the way he said it sounded like a threat.
Stottlemeyer: He threatened to scratch his nose?

Randy: Let's pretend this globe represents Earth.
Stottlemeyer: The globe does represent Earth, Randy.

Monk: I only have five shirts left. It's like an endangered species!
Natalie: Put two shirts in the dryer. Close the door. See if they mate.

Randy: Now I have to go back and arrest my girlfriend for conspiracy and attempted murder. She'll probably break up with me.

Since they sometimes have these on Comcast, I will show some of them:
"I want to eat his children." -Mike Tyson
"I have respect for beer." -Russel Crowe
"Remember, sex is like Chinese dinner." -Alec Baldwin
"I never met a cow I didn't like" -Jenie Garth
" I am obsessed with ice cubes" -Drew Barrymore
"I want to be like a huge fat old man." -Jennifer Garner

Okay, since this was so low in my journal, I decided to repost it! mrgreen





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