Me: Why hello Itachi I'm here to ask you some questions for the rabid Naruto fan club.
Itachi: Make it quick or I'll kill you!
Me: ..... OK, what would someone need to do to join the Akatsuki (I might have misspelled that lol)
Itachi: You need to kill everyone you know and love.
Me: You have issues don't you?
Itachi: Yes
Me: ........
Itachi:.........
Me: So do you like.... cheese.
Itachi: No....
Me: Well okay then I guess I should go do you have any final words you would like to share to us?
Itachi: JOIN THE AKATSUKI TODAY!! WE HAVE COOKIES!!!
Me: Well that's all for today I'll see next ti-
Itachi: I WIL DESTROY YOU ALL!
Me: AHHHHH!!!! I SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN A REPORTER!!! *throws notebook at Itachi* BURN IN HELL NOTEBOOK!
Itachi: ME WANT COOKIES!!!
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