see, i need some way to release all of the randomness held inside of me, and sence zippo nor silly is on, i need to dunp all my randomness in this journal entry. are you ready?
ONE DAY, THERE WAS A CLOWN NAMED BOB. BOB HAD A FIRE FIGHTER FRIEND NAMED JIM. JIM AND BOB ARE GOOD FRIENDS. THEY WATCH FOOTBALL TOGETHER. ONE DAY, THEY WENT TO A FOOTBALL GAME, AND BOB WENT "YEA, GO TOM GO!!!!!!" TOM IS BOB AND JIM'S FOOTBALL PLAYING FRIEND. HE DIES BECAUSE HE FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GAME. BOB AND JIM WENT TO THE FUNERAL, AND A FIRE STARTED, AND WHILE JIM WAS PUTTING IT OUT, HE FORGOT HOW TO FIRE FIGHT, SO HE DIED TO. AT JIM'S FUNERAL, PEOPLE GOT BORED, SO BOB WENT TO ENTERTAIN THEM, BUT HE FORGOT HOW TO DO THAT, SO, SOMEONE SHOTGUNNED HIM. AT BOB'S FUNERAL, BOB CAME BACK AS A ZOMBIE, AND KILLED JOHN, THE MAN WHO SHOTGUNNED HIM, JOHN IS ALSO JIM'S COUSIN, AND HIS SISTER, KAYA, IS A SLUT, AND A COKE-WHORE.
and thats my story of complete randomness.
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