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It is my personal opinion that all higher dieties should have unlimited text messaging. I swear to all the higher dieties I wish to text message, if anyone tells me I can pray or whatever, I'll pray for the strength to be merciful and not curse you, your children, your children's children, and your children's children's children. Don't ****** with me bh! I'm a woman on the edge! gonk* And I'm mildly afraid of hights... At anyrate, just think of it; you have a moral dilema? Text Buddah! Need to be cured of AIDS? Text God, or Ahla (spl?)! Not that you'd get results, I mean it's your own damn fault you got AIDS! Damn f*! Just kidding!* gonk Seriously, I'm well aware you can get AIDS without screwing people of the same gender. sweatdrop I mean, sure praying or meditating, or whatever is all good and well, but somehow verbalizing your problems and wishes in your thoughts, seemingly to yourself is all good and well, but it just seems so useless! Atleast if I could text some higher power I'd feel like I'm doing something concrete to help my cause! Plus, if you pray, there is the possibility that your prayer is missed, or not heard, or you were mumbling! If you send a text message, and your chosen dietey (spl?) doesn't answer, you can always say ****** it! I'm changing religions! I think that I'm gonna send a whole crap load of cell phones, with cricket service, since they get unlimited calls and text messaging, to all the dieties. So... anyone know Buddah's address? P.S. Mormons don't get God's number! Why? Because you know the little bastards will ask God to convert us all, and I don't want to be mormon! scream Immature Subject Matter** · Mon May 23, 2005 @ 05:58am · 4 Comments


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