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Articles Of Oblivion a list and book of kendo's darkest thoughts


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Strach the last journal entry
There is someone else i like more than sara know...cassita tell her i liked her thou....i want something exiting to happen so tell her or SUFFER....J/k to all that dont go to my school this is pointless to read




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Ding Dong It is Shown
....If you remember a journal entry from time ago thes is someone i like....I now come forth to tell you the name of that person....It....IS......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................S..................................................................................................................A.................................................................................................................R..................................................................................................................A.............................................................................................................H........................................................................H.............................................................................................................A..............................................................................................................H..............................................................................................................A.......................................................................................................T.....................................................................................................H.....................................................................................................I.......................................................................................................S...............................................................................................................I...............................................................................................................S.......................................................................................................F......................................................................................................U......................................................................................................N



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You Know Your Life Is Screwed When...
......Your grandma steals money from you
......Cats chase you down the street
......Your Mom makes sound effects while she pees
......The only thing holding your family together is the TV
......Your grandpa gives you a fish tank for Christmas
......Even the nerds wont hang out with you
......Your friends see your bigest problem as a joke
......You have to bribe people to notice you
......You talk to you penciels in the middle of the class room
......Your so dumb flies can go through your ear and out the other
......You spent all this time reading this stupid entry





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The True Meaning of Christmas
Many ppl think Christmas is about being thankful,kind,and to think of those unlucky...........But Christmas is really about the anceint pratice of worshiping St.Nick. St.Nick is a mytholgic creature that was worshiped but our dumb a** ancestor millions of years ago. On December 25... the our ancestors would use a human sacrifes to calm the great beast. St.Nick would first dip your head in a mixture of spit and slug slime....the mix had an odor or old people who St.Nick has tortured for fun. This mix is now called eggnog. After that santa would pull out his mighty staff and start slicing away your limbs....the anceints called this deadly weapon a candy cane.Then santa would use his mystical powers to wrap the remaning parts of your body in eyecrust,snot,dog crap and once agian old people...this is called gingerbread.... After that he would soon eat you in one gulp while you were still alive....Soo remeber kids when your enjoy your Christmas your really worshiping an obese Tyrrant that live on eating your loved ones
Until next time....Im kendoyoko wink bringing you another Kid friendly report....Up next...The EasterBunny...and how he got 20 to life in jail for child mosestation xd




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The song
sweatdrop this is an educatinal song I made up about baby bones


Baby bones
So tiny and weak
They look like they need a tweck
If you want your babys bones to go to the peak
Feed that baby vegatbles and meat

(here comes the educational part......)
Babies yes babies, those ugly little creatures that pop trough the stomach of loved ones.Babies are our future so if they have weak bones.....you might as well kill them and use the ugly mugs as garden gnomes......And remeber if your baby is strong and healthy......you should mooch off of them when your an old prune xp





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do u wish
do u ever wish that you could add your own comment in your own journal sweatdrop



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To anyone thats reading this......
heart I just wanna say I love you.......internet
I cant keep my hands of you my lovley.........mouse
I think about you constantly....................keyboard
I get on you every day..................Gaia Online
It doesnt take long to get you ready expecialy when I...........download
You know we could go to a hotel...............if I owned the internet
Sadly I can never have you.....for no one can have..........the internet heart xp lol





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A Crush in the air..or...mabye in the flames...or in my milk
lol i have a crush yeaaaaaaaa sweatdrop im so proud of myself lol....to all that don't go to my school this is meanless.... :ninja:



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One Entry with a point!!!!! MUST READ!!!!!!!!!!
This is THE FIRST EVER NONE POINTLESS ENTRY......WELL IT AL STARTED THIS MORNING I HAD SOME CEREAL AND IT WAS COCO-PUFFS....AND I WAS LIKE MMMMMM CHOCOLATEY......SO THEN I ATE SOME AND I WAS LIKE EWWW MY MILK IS BROWN.......THEN MY SISTER WAS LIKE EWWWW YOUR MILK IS BROWN......I WAS LIKE WOW REALLY!!!1 eek ......SO I LOOKED AND GUESS WHAT.!!!! eek ....MY MILK WAS BROWN....IN THE END I WAS LIKE HOW DOES IT TATSE......THEN MY SISTER SAID EWWWWW YOUR MILK IS BROWN.....AND I WAS LIKE STOP LYING.....SO I LOOKED AND I THOUGHT MY MILK....WAS BROWN AND GUESS WHAT......IT WAS BROWN....AND THEN......... ninja




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