I stole this from a friend becuase it made me smile biggrin
THE STUPID TEST!!
If you get below 18 you aren't stupid!! good luck!!
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door or one that was open
[x] You have run into an open door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
Total so far: 5
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave
you weird looks.
[] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have
the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
Total so far:7
[X] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
[X] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice
[X] You just looked at it.
Total so far: 11
[ ] You have run into a tree.
[] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde, or your hair is not blonde, but people
have called you blonde
[X] People have called you slow.
[X]You have made up a new word with a friend
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
Total so far: 14
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your
nose/eyes/cheek.
[x You have laughed so hard that your drink came out of your nose.
[] You have caught yourself drooling.
[] If someone says "fart," you laugh.
[x You just laughed.
Total so far: 16
[]You've fallen asleep in class
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[X] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
Total so far: 17
[x You use your fingers to do simple math.
[X]You have eaten a bug.
[x You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize
it
[x You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand >or
pocket
Total so far: 22
[]. It has taken you longer than five min to get a joke before
[] When you see a beware of dog sign you warn the owners to beware of the
dogs not realizing they own the dogs
[] You break a lot of things.
[] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
Total so far: 22
[x You have fallen out of your chair before
[] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the
ceiling
[X] You draw pictures in class instead of taking notes
[] You have spelled your own name wrong before.
[] You have forgotten your own phone number
Total so far: 24
[x You have argued with someone on how to spell someone else's name.
[X] Someone has told you that your zipper was down
[x You have locked your keys inside of your car
[X] You have gone to get something then forgot what you were going to get
[x] you have tripped over a crack in the sidewalk
total: 29
Ha, I'm awsome.
AllinFire Community Member 
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