Todays tidbit of wisdom-Never pet a burning dog.
Now that that is said let us move on to enjoy the light of life and its mysterious ways. Such as the unspoken thoughts of the universe, the dreams of the stars, and the tastes of babies organs. Let us ponder the flavor of souls and relive Woodstock. Let us all remember that I am the fifth horseman of the Apocalypse, the second gun man on the grassy knoll, and the one armed man (who is in fact a woman). And when something screeches across a room and latches on to someones neck, and the guy runs around screaming while trying to bat it off, remember to laugh because...what is that thing? ^_^