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A Message to those that hate Barney |
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Okay..."diary," I'm going to address something that's been bothering me for quite some time now..It probably shouldn't bother me as much as it does, but it does.
Barney hating.
WHAT THE ********, MAN?
Yeah, Barney, as in the big purple dinosaur with his friends.
Barney stood for love, kindness, and friendship. He helped me understand morals and values. And how to have fun on a rainy day..
So, why is it that so many people hate him?
'Dude, he's creepy and gay, and is a *****.' domokun
Uh huh. And the evidence? question
None. You don't have any evidence, except your own personal bias against him, just like the accusations James Dobson made against Spongebob, and the Tellytubbies.
Well, y'know what?
[******** YOU!
That's right. ******** YOU and your stupid accusations, which ruined something from my childhood. I was content watching Barney and Sesame Street, and all the good things from when I was a kid until you RUINED IT. scream
'His colors were all gay and stuff.'
So what? He was an awesome color. I love purple.
Just shut the ******** up with your 'I hate Barney' bandwagon s**t and go ******** yourself.
That's right...GO ******** YOURSELVES.
I liked Barney. I laughed at Baby Bop and BJ. I also thought that Barney was unusual for being a Tyranosaurus and a vegetarian. stare
But, so what?
What if someone went back and made fun of your childhood friend and accused them of being a wacked out *****?
Yeah, it's kinda ridiculous, but so is the fact that Catholic groups protested Barney for teaching necromancy, witchcraft, and false idol worship. burning_eyes
People like that are what's wrong with this country. Everytime an iconic figure of love, peace, and friendship comes along, people like that smear good names and ruin things that could help people.
You all watched it. Admit it. You only hate him because someone else told you to.
*Sigh*
I felt adamantly about Barney, and I bet Ghandi was never accused of being a *****.
But y'never know...
Yeah.
So if you hate Barney, nothing personal...
But GO ******** YOURSELF. stressed
I'm out.
-Chad-
 AydenCross · Thu May 10, 2007 @ 04:59am · 1 Comments |
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arrow Okay, time to reveal a deep seeded hatred that I've been harboring for ...a very long time.
Ever since 5th grade, actually.
That long.
I've been silent about it for the longest time, in hopes that someday, maybe I'd grow out of it.
.......
Nope. Still hatin'.
This deep, corroding hatred that I've habored is directed towards something that many would find...incredibly humorous.
But believe me, my feelings towards this thing are anything but humorous. I speak in all honesty, and am totally vehement in my belief.
Raichu is the fugliest Poke'Mon in existence.
That's right. Raichu. Or, as I like to call him: THE ABOMINATION.
Raichu, is the horrifyingly mutated, or 'evolved' form of Pikachu. domokun
Raichu is a blasphemy upon God. He is a plague among humanity, and anyone that habors Raichu should be shot in the face.
The Devil himself looked upon Raichu and exclaimed: 'HOLY ********! This is EVIL that not even I am capable of!!' evil
Raichu's hideous, vomitous mass would make children commit suicide, after gouging their eyes out. burning_eyes
Raichu's voice would cause your ear drums to bleed and drive you to insanity. Possibly even cause you to put a kitten in the oven. eek
Raichu is an evil so terrifying, that words alone cannot describe it's demonic aura.
You start off with an adorable Pichu. He's uber cute and cuddly. Much like Maing.
"Pichu!" heart whee
Then he evolves to Pikachu. Still incredibly cute and cuddly. He's loveable and powerful.
"Pikachu!" heart whee
...ThunderStone?
"Pika?" sweatdrop
Then, your Pikachu twists and cracks, and mutates into this hideous b*****d called Raichu! Your once loveable Pikachu contorts into an odious goblin that is a living sin.
"Raaaaiiiiiicccchhhuuu..."
"AGHHHH!!!! PIKACHU!!! WHAT THE ******** HAPPENED?!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU NEVER DESERVED THIS!!!! I'M SO SORRY!!!! I DIDN'T KNOW!!!!!! I'll...Put you out of your misery...." gonk
*SHOT GUN BLAST*
"HOLY ********, It's STILL MOVING!!!!"
When I unfortunately evolved my Pikachu, a similar event happened. Only instead of the shotgun, my loveable Pikachu jumped into incoming highway traffic in order to avoid a fate worse than death.
Seriously. It's no joke.
Let's recall an incident that Ash Ketchem would've run into if his Pikachu actually DID evolve into a Raichu.
Let's suppose that after he fought Lt. Surge for the first time, he tried to evolve Pikachu to make it into Raichu.
Ash: Would you want to become a Raichu?
Pikachu: Pii! ([******** NO, b***h.) mad
Ash: You sure? **Holds up thunderstone**
Pikachu: KA!! **Smacks the stone away** talk2hand
Ash: I guess not...
**Pikachu begins walking away and falls into a pit of thunderstones**
Pikachu: PPPPIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKAAAAAAA!!! (OH ******** NOOOOOOO!!) scream
Ash: PIKACHU?!!!!!
**Pikachu twists and deforms as the numerous thunderstones cause Pikachu to sprout multiple tumors and Raichu tails. His face grows an ear in the middle, while an eye emerges from his stomach. Pikachu's once cute and cuddly body turns into a bloody, tumorous mass of broken joints, tails, tenacles and sinew. Pikachu is the now disgustingly evil Raichu. Only worse.**
Raichu: RAIIIIII...(Kill me...)
The only remedy to this disaster would be to incase the Raichu in cement. Or carbonite. And drop it in the middle of the ocean. With weights. To be sure that it would never surface or return to land ever again. One could only hope the ocean's depths would be a strong enough prison for the demonic Raichu.
If I ever call you a Raichu, or insult you with anything having to do with Raichu, please know that I hold you in the highest contempt. I wish that God would strike you down and disenegrate the land around you, as not to tarnish the Earth with your sick, demented corpse. stressed
To be called a Raichu is the most horrifying of insults. There isn't a word powerful enough to describe the evil that lurks inside you. I hope to God that I should never encounter such an evil.
A word to the wise. Don't think it be funny to send me an image or a message with any images, or words depicting Raichu. You alone have declared war upon me, and should be prepared to feel the wrath that I will inflict upon you.
I will have NO qualms in the slightest to end a friendship because the "friend" thought it'd be funny to test out what happens if they tease me with Raichu. It'd be the equivilant of throwing the deceased remains of a small child on my doorstep.
I'll ******** kill you.
Don't joke about Raichu. I don't find it funny. In the slighest.
"Ha ha.. that's so funny..."
I'll rip you limb from limb if you ever call me a Raichu.
God have mercy upon your soul if you do.
I'm spreading the word. Soon, within 10 years, calling someone a Raichu will be worse than the N word.
So, watch out.
And beware of Raichu. exclaim
-Ayden-
AydenCross · Mon Apr 30, 2007 @ 07:02am · 0 Comments |
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