1. If your choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. PRESTO! The blockage will instantly remove itself!
2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
3. Aviod arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat - use the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minuets, thus reducing the pressure on you veins. Remember to use a timer!
5. A mouse trap on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.
7. You only need 2 tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use the WD-40. If shouldn't moves and it does, use the duct tape.
8. Remember - Everyone seems normal until you get to know them
9. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem
Daily Thought: People are like slinkies - not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
xoX_Becky_Xox Community Member 
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