Long Over-due for some more quotes...
x3
"What if there's cocaine in the house?"
"There's still cocaine in the house."
"If someone comes up to you with a wooden spoon, and you shoot them, you can be proven guilty."
"What if it was sharp?"
"What if one atempted murder on another, and shot him in the chest, and when they're in the hospital and they're attached to that machine that goes "BEEEEP" and you pull the plug, is that still murder?"
"Yeah."
"Oh, 'cause that movie didn't make any sense."
"If you're partially crazy, a taser-shock might put you over the edge."
"If you just said you killed someone, that's your own stupid fault."
"What was that point in saying that?"
"......."
"...What?"
"I don't know if you know that I'm crazy, but I'm crazy."
"They won't buy a gun from a store. These are people who buy guns from someone's trunk in the back of a dark alley."
"Isn't there a state where you can own a grenade if you already own a nine-mililiter handgun?"
"-stare-
...
So anyway-"
"OH YEAH! IT'S NEVADA!"
"People who use drugs want to make analogies to drugs."
"...Is that the one where the Hulk is running in the desert for a half-an-hour?"
"People expect me to be like my brother, but then they're like, "What happened?""
"Go ahead, Jillian."
"Jillian?"
"Yeah...Jillian. You might remember her from when she was sitting next to you thirty seconds ago."
"She's making fun of me because I'm a growing boy and need to eat. I just had some fries and a few quesedillas."
"He ate 3 quesedilla's and went back up for seconds. He ALSO ate Kayla's fries."
"Yeah, okay... But should we call someone about the toilets? They're kinda overflowing..."
"...And if I were Happy, you'd be my work of art. And if I were happy..."
"Charlie, it was already dead."
"And it was SUPER dead after I smashed my chair over it."
"So we were playing pokemon, and I took out my pikachu. And then we were like..."
"This was the worst music video I've ever seen in my life. I mean, my sister and I were watching it and our eyes were bleeding."
-watches video-
"See? Do you see how horrible this is? Just wait till you see the wolf and the UFO."
"If you don't bring that back I'll go to your house and pistol whip your family. I'll even pistol whip your dog."
"I don't have a dog!"
"Guess who's fault that is?"
"You never respond to my stalkerish phone calls and emails. That makes me sad."
"You've been calling and emailing me?"
"All day everyday."
"What number do you call? My Home number or my cell number?"
"Both..."
"I DON'T HAVE A CELL PHONE."
"Then WHO was I calling yesterday?"
"He's so mean to me. He told me to never talk to him again."
"Wha-? He said that to you? I'm going to go hit him."
"She's coming on to you again, I think..."
"Oh, yeah, totally."
"Can I have a hugggg?"
"Noooo, You've got bad intentions with this hug."
"I'm going to follow you home, whispering "Hey little girl," every few minutes."
"Ew. Please don't do that..."
"We have to go to this concert."
"If we don't I'll never forgive us."
"What are you doing?"
"I'm trying to watch Mr. Bean, but the sound isn't working."
"Oh..."
-turns on volume-
"How did you do that?!"
"I turned it on."
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