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Dear Not Diary,
The great Frichmast was a success. Not as much of a success as Christmas, but we will make it!
In Case you were wondering about Frichmast, here are the Frichmast holiday traditions.
-Drink 14 pints of egg nog (4 without alcohol, 10 with)
-Play DDR for a total of 37.5 minutes
-Visit friends and recieve gifts
-Hit someone with a baseball bat
-Get humped by a dog
-Play a musical instrument so loud that your neighbor yels at you and throws a shoe at you
-Kill a spider
-Tell someone that they are a mooncalf
-Eat a whole chicken
-Play tetherball untill you fall unconscious or untill the string breaks
-Make love to your teddy bear
-Call another person a mooncalf
-And take as many shots of tequilla it takes to make you pass out on the floor untill Christmas.