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Sand monkey: Give me you money if you no want me to go all suicidal on you!

Clerk: I'll give you a lollypop if you go away.

Sand monkey: Alright! A lollypop... *snatches it and runs away*

Clerk: he comes in here every week and always leaves with one of those.

Random man: Wow... he sucks at suicide bombing............

*The Sand monkey comes running back*

Sand monkey: What does I suck.

Random man: You suck...

Sand monkey: Raaaaaaaaahh! *sets off his bomb*

*The bomb explodes sending him flying a couple of feet.*

Sand monkey: Darn... I KILL YOU! *leaves store*

END!!!!!