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My Power
I am Portsquek the Putrid, brother of Mohabidak the Morbid and Horplox the Horrid. I was spawned from the hideous waste in Satan's Outhouse and came to the mortal world to demonstrate my demonic powers. All will fear my demonic powers! My powers are so powerful, even my powers fear their own power. My powers can beat up your powers. My powers are so powerful that my powers have powers and my powers' powers are more powerful than your powers. My powers are more powerful than Superman, Goku, and Chuck Norris combined. My powers are more powerful than the most powerful thing that's more powerful than powerful. The power of my powers is incomprehensible. My powers are so incomprehensible that a new language had to be invented just to describe them. My powers are so incomprehensible that all the physicists in the wourld tried to calculate the power my powers produced, but no mortal numerics could quantify the power of my powers. My powers are so incomprehensible that even I can't comprehend them. What? You doubt me? Then my powers shall bring darkness upon the earth! By the end of the day the sun shall fall from the sky and only by my mercy shall it rise again! After eight hours of darkness, all will fear Portsquek the Putrid!
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