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Chapter sienta;

Everybody is working for the GAY!


As tina Gat and their new friend chuck norris in a bag were walking along gat felt something weird going down his back he turned around. CHUCK NORRIS I AM NOT GAY! Oh well said chuck norris I am. Okay whatever keep it to yourself. Then tina was flung up into the air. Gat turned around and saw the Hasselmantis. Oh f@$k said chuck norris. Gat thinking quickly started to fire arrows at the fowl beast while chuck was punching "it" in the stomach. The hasselmantis screamed in pain. Then chuck did something no white guy can do. He jumped up at least 20 feet and ripped out the hasselmantises scrotem. The monster screamed and ran away yelling I'll do what I did to pamala in BAYWATCH! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww said chuck hes gonna have fantastic sex with us. Gat quickly ran to tina she was lying there dead! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO said gat. chuck said the only way to bring her back is to kiss her or have sex. I cant said gat. WHY NOT said Chuck Norris, well said gat timidly. Her mouth and va-jay-jay troll wont allow it. OHHHH my GOSH. I was hoping to watch but what ever. Here I'll just use my powers on her "POOF"! there you go you little p***y.