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Chapter sienta;

Everybody is working for the GAY!


As tina Gat and their new friend chuck norris in a bag were walking along gat felt something weird going down his back he turned around. CHUCK NORRIS I AM NOT GAY! Oh well said chuck norris I am. Okay whatever keep it to yourself. Then tina was flung up into the air. Gat turned around and saw the Hasselmantis. Oh f@$k said chuck norris. Gat thinking quickly started to fire arrows at the fowl beast while chuck was punching "it" in the stomach. The hasselmantis screamed in pain. Then chuck did something no white guy can do. He jumped up at least 20 feet and ripped out the hasselmantises scrotem. The monster screamed and ran away yelling I'll do what I did to pamala in BAYWATCH! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww said chuck hes gonna have fantastic sex with us. Gat quickly ran to tina she was lying there dead! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO said gat. chuck said the only way to bring her back is to kiss her or have sex. I cant said gat. WHY NOT said Chuck Norris, well said gat timidly. Her mouth and va-jay-jay troll wont allow it. OHHHH my GOSH. I was hoping to watch but what ever. Here I'll just use my powers on her "POOF"! there you go you little p***y.

Chapter sace:

Come with me, fell my GAY!

As tina and gat were walking through thumpy thump forest (now approximatly 25.648 kilometers away.) A sudden shadow loomed then with the shock of a thousand lightning bolts. Gat saw it, OH MY f*&^ing gosh, IT'S BRITTNEY SPEARS AND HER ARMY OF DROPED BABY'S!!!! Tina turned on her blackanese side and started fireing. Gat jumped to the side and started firing arrows. Then he dug under ground. Meanwhile tina was getting pelted with baby seats and unbuckled seat belts. Then gat flew from the ground and punched brittney. YOU ARE TO POWERFUL SCREAMED THE BRITTNEYSAURUS. Then she reached in her giant "THANG" and brought out trimmers and cut off all of her hair. "HIT THEM BABYS ONE, MORE, TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!! She was spitting fire everywhere dented babys were pelting tina and gat. Then gat remembered the bag he opened it, just for one second, one teeny weeny second. And angels sung. And out of the hights of heaven came....CHUCK NORRIS!!!! Hi I am your guardian and genie CHUCK "the genie" NORRIS NORRIS NORRIS norris norris (echoing effect.) Help us chuck norris said tina fine. THEN at the speed of light chuck nailed her in the face and "POOF"! she was gone and so was every single baby, except for a heart of one of them. It then sunk into the ground and the brittneysaurus was gone. Hey gat how did you go underground that was kinda cool oh, my mom was a garden nome. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

MILES AWAY (2.783 killimeters)

That heart of one of brittneys baby's wasn't totally gone, no infact it gave life to an old being. The Hasselmantis.

Chapter sinco:

Ruby ruby ruby ruby awwwwwwwwwww do you do you do you GAY!

WTF!? said gat as tina was wiping her gun off. I didn't know you could do that. tina looked over at the hasselmantis and said blood sister fo life fo rizzle. WHAT THE HELL! oh said tina I have multi-personality issues one being an innocent girl the other a hard a** gangsta G. you know, NO I DONT said gat, yea you've never seen that side of me because I suppress the gangster side with various drugs including ani-codine. oh?


IN a castle that is about 50 kilometers away...well actully about 45 I would say, okay okay it's 46.768 kilometers away.

That gat kid is getting closer manbear pig why did you not take him out when you had the chance! rawwrgrougghharghhh. Oh really well then I guess I'll just have to do it myself. HEY WHERES FRED. rawerregaroughhharghhh.

Chapter quatro:

Over the hills and through the woods to grandmothers house we GAY!

MAN BEAR PIG WHO IS HE! screamed tina. Some think he invented global warming. some think he causes it but really, HE IS GLOBAL WARMING!!!! OHHH s&*% said tina calmly. Yes said gat, and now we have to kill him to.

Later that day.

As tina and gat made their way across the patch of hippity hoppity mushrooms and through the sleepy bye dandelions gat thought he saw something. IT WAS. A GIANT 4 legged PRAYING MANTIS WITH THE HEAD OF DAVID HASELHOFF! RAWWWWWR said the Haselmantis. Then tina said duck Gat and fired her 9 mil. bust a cap, represent! Yelled tina the temptress.

Chapter trace:

I wanna rock "rock" I wanna GAY!


As gat and tina got ready for their quest to find fred the unicorn, king icky ick and his 7 asian whores "they know what you like ohh yea they know what you like and they'll do it, oh yes they will do whatever you want" came up to gat. How are you doing said gat, just fine said icky ick. then slowly icky ick whispered in gats ear, hey gat i've got a present for you in this bag is the powers of 1,000 rainbows. WOW THATS AWESOME, THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN A GIANT CREATURE SWOOPED DOWN AND GULPED UP KING ICKY ICK. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I WILL AVENGE YOUR DEATH. tina came up behind gat and asked what was that? that was man bear pig.

Chapter dose:

Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell GAY!

As gat was lying there tina the temptress found him and screamed her head off. Slowly gat got up and said DAMN shut up! powerthirst. I cant believe you! I thought you were, powerthirst. DEAD! nope just backside raped by fred the unicorn. powerthirst. OHHHH thats okay, lets go on a quest to find, powerthirst. him. OKAY!!!!

Chapter uno:

A long a** fudging time ago in a town called kicka GAY.

One day gat the elf was walking through the magical forest of happyness when all of a sudden king icky ick said GAT GAT theres been a homicide in the land of pumpy pump clouds. Ohhh no, so gat went to investigate duh duh duhhhhhh. When he gat got there A GIANT UNICORN STABBED HIM IN THE BACK.

THE END.