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OK OK OK!! Today was a very boring day.... i went to Sam's and TGI fridays and wat not.... but when i got home, mariah called to play, or wat u retards call it "hanging out". Well i dun do that kind of crap, we still consider it, "playing" xD Anyway, she came over and we sat down in the big empty room on the far side of my house. and we sat. and sat. and did NOTHING! But she looked inside the random drawer, and we found the most interesting things in there.
GLASSES!!!!!
of all kinds

1. mirror spy glasses
2. harry potter glasses
3. froggy glasses
4. those glasses with a big nose and mustache
5. eye patch
6. these glasses with giant dollar signs and dare i say it (blingalicous) xD no i dont say that type of stuff. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
7. and a micro phone that when u click the button on the side it makes that "ta da!" sound. (which was very entertaining to us)

At fisrt we had the idea to go outside and make a foodstand out front, while wearing these disguises, and sell plastic food.... but it was too, weirf.... SO INSTEAD! we decided to b SPYS O.O ninja damn it i shoulda thot of ninjas >.< o well we were spys........

So we grabbed a couple of toy guns and put on our disguises then ran outside. I wore the "blingalicious" glasses xD im gonna call it that just cuz im retarded NYARGH.. and mariah wore the mustache big nose glasses. xD we looked like complete retards. BUT that was the point.

Mariah's gun made a funky sound of laser beamssss O.O and mine didnt make a sound.... so i took the microphone, and whenever i pretended to shoot someone, i clicked the button and it made the "ta da" sound. xD soooooo anyway.

Today was our frend Allies brothers bday xD and she couldnt come out to "play". So we decided to go to her house and throw rocks at her window xD. We ran and hid behind fences singing the james bond song. Dun dun dun dund dun dunu ninja do dooo doo doo doo DUN DUN DUN ninja we ran and hid behind a car, looked around and ran across the street screamin like maniac people scream ... perfect timing ^^ a car drove by rite in front of us xD we waved at him with our guns and smiled laughing our butts off xD rofl we walked normall the rest of the wya to her house until we got rite there in front of her house. we hid behind the car out front and began singing again. then we leaped out from behind and went to the side of the house. There was her window rite up above. but below the window was open to the living room. where everyone was. eek we hid to the side and began throwing rocks. damn it! the window was covered by a screen. So it didnt make a sound... stare but then, mariah started waving and i looked up. Allie was there waving back, but then below, the window at the living room began to close. O s**t! we ran as fast as we could and hid by the fence at the house next door. "WHO WAS THAT!?'" i asked mariah.
" her dad!"
next thing we knew allie was running outside to come looking for us. eek we started yelling, " hide ur identity !!" and we put our glasses back on. cool xD Allie was laughing her butt at us and we started laughing too xD rofl we ezplained to her that we were spys on a mission, and we asked if her dad got mad at us for throwing rocks at ur window while dressing up in retarded glasses and plastic toy guns xp suprisingly she said.
"he said, hey allie i think youve got company."
and he let her come outside to say hi
eek
o well at least we werent in trouble xD so we said hi and then conversed and then bye.
So me and mariah continued our epic adventure. And there we saw it. The street that led out to the main road, where 1000 cars drive by every day O.O should we do it or not? HELL YA DUH!!!
so we ran out to the busy road and walked down the sidewalk. Every car that drove by we waved at with our guns and they waved too rofl it was pretty stupid but SO worth it. Then we heard it. Sounds comin from the other side of the street. THE POOL! across the road was a nother neighbor hood with a community pool. People were there, perfect place to show off our disgiuses. So, we played human frogger with our perfect spy ggear on and ran across the street screamin again scream we made it alive, as usual, and ran into the entrance of the new neighborhood.
we came here once bfor and got lost, and to make it worse, i had to get home to dinner, and i was really late, lost in an unkown neighborhood, in 102degree weather, no breeze, already been running for 2 miles, and i wasnt even supposed to b there.....
Well we didnt venture into the neighborhood thankfully, instead we stayed rite there in that area where we knew how to get out. there was the playground! it was deserted except for one little kid... he was all alone, he looked only 3 years old... we were like, WHO COULD LEAVE THERE CHILD HERE ALONE. but when we turned the corner we saw his dad sitting there in the playground with him. phew... bfor we walked in we yelled "MARCO" "POLO" no reply. stupid children. we stopped by the gate where u could walk in to the playground. We werent supposd to b in there, cuz it wasnt out neighborhood, but we went in anyway.
becuz of our boredom we decided to jump in the playground and "play" xd WE climbed up to the very top and found the slide. The small tube slide that i havent been in since the last time i was seen in Mcdonalds when i was 7. We hopped inside and decided to make it our secret headcorters. It was small, uncomfortable, and hot, but it was better than nothing. And it was very "convientent" xD It took several attempts to even fit in there and stay, becuz we kept running into eachother and sliding all the way down, and several times the little kid followed us down the slide Dx But eventullay we made it and sat in there for a few minutes to talk about random crap. We finally got out and grabbed our stuff. I had to walk with one shoe tho becuz while attempting to stay in the slide i tried to stop myself using my shoe and the little part of my flipflop broke off. So i was walking with one foot and one sandal. We stopped by to see who was at the pool, but barely anyone was there. So we decided it was prolly time to leave.... we went back to the main road to play human frogger again. lookin both ways we dashed across the street in time. Then across the second road. the car was almost there, but we made a run for it. s**t! rite when we touched the sidewalk the car drove by xD we made it just in time.
So we ran back to my house. (first stoppin by mariahs to see if she could still "play" longer.) Then as soon as we got home. We opened the door, and i clicked it, the finale button. "ta da" and we made it!
oops i went back out to drop of my broken sandals, and hid them in the bushes so my mom wouldnt see them, (cuz they were actually hers) and as soon as i was gonna come back in, of course mariah and her viciousness closed the door on me xD i knew she was gonna do that, i was prepared... but ah well...... i waitied til she opened it and came inside. LAughing we went back upstairs to plan out our next epic andventure for tomorrow. And next time. Were gonna use the frog glasses and the eyepatch. And maybe the boob tubes too instead of the guns xD (if ur wondering wat a boob tube is, its a toy that makes a funky sound.) So well just see how our next epic adventure turns out. today.... ninja dramallama

ur epical frend,
Alex

mariah: i_red_lolita
Allie: thunder prize