D.A. MYSTERYYY!
D.A.: Thank, you, all of you DEVOTED fans.
Announcer: Yes! Thanks, for paying for my expensive toungue surgery with all of your donations! It really helps. Now, I barely am swollen!
D.A.: Lovely, Announcer.
Anouncer: Hey, D.A., have you heard of those new Aquarium things? They're so cool!
D.A.: OF COURSE I HAVE. D.A. knows EVERYTHING.
Announcer: Well look at the one I made for you! It's on your signature!
D.A.: I just don't like the smell of those fishy creatures. They're so stingy.
Announcer: Well...this will be as fun as it can go.
(Announcer thinks: Hmm...maybe this time I can ruin D.A.'s time on the show!)
D.A.: Announcer?
Announcer: Oh, sorry. I-I meant just hold your nose..?
D.A.: Riiiiiight! OK! We'll be right back!
*During break Announcer dumps water on the stage from the Aquarium*
D.A.: OK, we're back, and today our mystery will be, WHY IS THERE A BIG PUDDLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STAGE?
Announcer: I-I dunno..maybe it's a leak? From..uh..you're shoes?
D.A.: UGHHH! WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
*D.A. walks INTO puddle of water, taps foot, and thennn--*
*SLIP!!!*
(D.A. Slips)
D.A.: YAAAARGH! Announcer! IT WAS YOUUU WHO PUT THIS...*Sniffs* AQUARIUM WATAHHH ON THE GROUND ALL ALONG!
Announcer: Hahahahahahahaaa! It's time YOU got to be the one who got ruined! I DIDN'T THIS TIME!!
I GUESS THE MYSTERY OF THE DAY HAS BEEN SOLVED!?
TO BE CONTINUED...
WELL THAT'S THE END! REMEMBER, LOOK AT THE BOTTOM TO SEE D.A.'S AQUARIUM!
(it wouldn't let me put the Aquarium there..so just imagine it!)
THANKS FOR READING!
D.A.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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