D.A. IS BACK!
Announcer: And nowww...the moment you've all been waiting for....D.A.'s MYSTERIES!
D.A.: Thank you, thank you. now, I suppose you have heard about the new ZOMG??
Announcer: *whispers* What does this possibly have to do with our original plan?!
D.A.: *whispers* Just go along with it, my friend.....heh..heh..
Announcer: *mumbling* I don't think I like where this is going!
D.A.: Well, haven't you heard about the ZOMG? I think it is unbelievably annoying. But yet--The most marvelous thing Gaians have had to enjoy themselves with since Towns opened!
Anouncer: 'Sure you're not goin' a little too far? The Water Parties and Trick or Treating was enjoyable, too--
D.A.: NOT THE POINT!
Announcer: Sorry..
D.A.: Anyway..I keep on getting "Dazed". Those stupid gnomes pop up in the Village Greens, and the next thing I know--I have to click on a button 'bout waking up and get sent back to the "Null Chamber...Chamber Null..." what ever it's called place. UGH! I wish those gnomes would just lay off for once!
Announcer: Y-yeah! Lay off.
Unknown Squeaky Voice From Audience: HEY! US GNOMES ARE JUST TRYIN' TO FIND A WAY AROUND GAIA! YOU SHOULD LAY OFF US! NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!!
*D.A.'s eyes widen*
*Announcer slaps forehead with his hand*
Announcer: You've went just a little too far, Detective Alex.
D.A: Have not!
Announcer: Have too!
D.A.: Have not!
Gnome: Oh--my--goulash. CALM IT! Holy Turkey, keep yer hats on!
*D.A. and Announcer arguing in the background*
Gnome: Don't make me daze you...
*Gnome clears throat and squeezes his knuckles until they pop..*
*BAAAAAAANNNNG!*
*CLAAANNNGGGG!*
*Announcer and D.A. laying on floor, wobbling around and rolling across the stage*
Gnome: HA! It wasn't just the Announcer who got hurt this time...Well, looks like that's all the time we've gots! Next week come and check in for another D.A. Mystery! Until next time.....Goodbye!
*Announcer and D.A. stagger up, still wobbling as they speak*
D.A.: W-we'll see yeuns next tiiiimeee...
Anouncer: Go-go-gooood b-bye, follks.......
*Gnome hauls them up, arms around their shoulders and grins*
*D.A. and Announcer wave Bye-bye*
THE END!!!!!!!!!
Remember to get back to this journal and read the next D.A. on Wenesday..(tomorrow!)
oO0LemonSauceO0o Community Member 
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