Had a HUGE,enormous b***h out with David crying I got up really early this morning around 4:30 cause' it was unimaginably hard to sleep :[ Guess why. =.= Ugh,I swear,I really don't think this 'Teenage faze' is ever going to go away. ******** those adults who don't admit that their always horny!! YOU KNOW THAT THEY ARE!! I mean,just look at business women that attract sexual attention. They wear Victoria's Secret lacy launderette push up wander bras and low cut cleavage shirt with tiny little pencil skirts,or tight a** LEATHER PANTS! Because why? Because their thinking that if they try hard enough they can get two wins,getting a promotion,and ******** the bosses brains out all over the desk and important paper work while the ******** phone vibrates under them!! Might as well use the phone as a vibrator for the office slut,they probably would too! And then of course there's the men..that's a no brainer. So I'm not the only one!! It is however a curse. crying Cause now I can't sleep. So I called David,who was on the other line with his new 'girlfriend',and yes..it is that lesbian slut that has an obsession with me because her tit's aren't big enough and she's hella fat and she feels very insecure smile Anyway..o-o he was on the phone with her,having phone sex..which I knew..cause he put me on three way and I heard her sloppy gargling mouth moan and was all like ~AH DAVID..AH YOUR SO GOOD DAAVIID~ Funny thing is,it wasn't him,it was a good friend's d***o..And...the d***o couldn't possibly be big enough for her gaping canyon of a v****a so we all know she was completely faking it. And I asked if I could come over,he said no..but I went over anyway. I even friggin' surprised glomped him while he was TRYING to jack it and epically failed at it as well..and he hung up the phone,she called billions of times...*rolls eyes* And I was hanging out with him watching some echii porno he had on..even though it was all human no cartoons...I really don't know what I was watching but I though it was echii..(now you know the elevation of the issue) He asked why I came over and did this wink thing he does that looks like a twitchy eye..e.0 I told him I couldn't sleep and why and he was like (retarded high pitchy voice) "Prrr,I have that same problem make we could help each other out." and I was like..stick to the hand..then just randomly he licked my neck o.0 in the grossest way I've ever been licked(NO ******** COMMENT) And which was even MORE bizarre I KISSED his neck 0.0 Then we just like..kissed for like...one second literally one second cause I always do this =.= And then after a while I answered the girl friend calling and called her a fat whore and for some reason
ninja He got really mad and bitched at me so I bitched at him back and eventually we got physical and HE got sexually abusive just to hurt me and ended up hitting me like WITH HIS FIST!! crying and I was all bloody. It was the first he ever REALLY hit me. And I don't know why but after trying to be enraged which only lasted for so long I sat down and cried o.0 But it hurt so much sad And he felt really mad and huggled me with ice cream..which made it a bit better cause's ice cream has some kind of chemical that makes you feel better no matter what >W< It true I looked it up..I guess we're fine now but my mouth still really hurts gonk
I miss John..."/ crying he chose to sleep over talking with me on the phone early in the morning, WHAT A DOUCHE BAG!!!! xd Love yew baaabe!!! *muaws*.. I'm kissing him telepathically
..Oh god,he's awake...RUUUN!!
OwO
 BunnXiLove · Fri Jul 31, 2009 @ 03:01pm · 0 Comments |
