Christinue
Court is now in session. I believe the defense has some new evidence.
Yes, your honor. Here is the tape I mentioned*buzzzz.....video starts*
Oh dear, the radio's exploded Well, whats on the television? Looks like a penguin. I didn't mean the Television SET, I meant what program? Oh, I'll switch it on and see... *humms while TV warms up* Odd that Penguin being there, I wonder what its doing... Standing... I can see that! If it lays an egg, it'll roll down the back of teley. Oh, we'll have to watch that! Unless its a male. Looks fairly butch Perhaps its from next door? Next door?? Penguins don't come from next door, they come from the artic!! BERMA! Why did you say Berma? I panicked. Perhaps its from the zoo? Which zoo? How should I know? I'm not Dr bloody Bernofsky!! How would Dr Bernofsky know? He knows everything. Oh, I wouldn't like that. Take all the Mystery out of life. Anyways, if it was from the zoo, it'd have 'property of the zoo' stamped on it. No it wouldn't! They don't stamp animals. They wouldn't stamp a huge lion!!! They stamp them when they're small. What happens when they molt? Lions don't molt! But penguins do! THERE! I've run rings around you logically! Oh, INTERCOURSE THE PENGUIN!*Neko appears on the television screen behind a news desk*
Hello, it's just after eight o'clock and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode.*BOOM- penguin explodes*
How'd she know that was going to happen? *still on TV* It was an inspire guess!***End Video***
So, uh, what did that have to do with anything? Nothing, i just like hearing NPCs doing obscure Monty Python sketches. End session for today! Recess... Hey, that girl on the video looked familiar!!!Christinue
Stop! To those seek the next part of the trial must answer me these questions three, there the logic in you can see.
Ask me your questions, DBot. Whaat... is your name? Leon Whaat.. is your quest? To Guard the people of Gaia. What is your favorite color? Blue. You may pass.
Oh man, that was easy! Whaat... is your name? Ian! Whaat.. is your quest? To sell discount clothing to the people of Gaia. Whaat.. is the capital of Cambodia? Uh. uh.. I don't know that! *screams, falling into pit under the court room* Stop! To those seek the next part of the trial must answer me these questions three, there the logic in you can see.
*giggle* He's cute. Whaat... is your name? Well.. duh.. I'm Sasha. Whaat.. is your quest? I.. like sell... cool stuff... and fashions.. and kiss guys in masks... and... Whaat... is your favorite color? Um.. like blue.. oh no wait.. red... *Screams, tossed into pit under court room* Stop! To those seek the next part of the trial must answer me these questions three, there the logic in you can see.
Go on, ask me your questions, DBot. Whaat... is your name? I am Gino Gambino, son of Johnny Gambino. Whaat.. is your quest? To be the sexiest and richest man in Gaia.. Whaat... is the air speed velocity of an unladden swallow? What do you mean? African or European? Uh.. uh.. I don't know that!? *screams, thrown into pit under the court room* How is that you know so much about swallows? You have to know these things being the richest man in Gaia.Christinue
Uh, Meredith, could you take the stand again.
*comes up to the stand* She's a witch, burn her burn her! How do you know she is a witch?
She looks like one! She does got a wart.. and the nose!! This isn't my nose.. its a false one!! And they dressed me like this! Did you dress her like this?
No no no... well maybe... just a little.... But she does got a wart!!
She turned me into a newt!!! A newt?? I.. I got better. Ok, so, what do you do with witches?
Burn them.. Burn them!!! And what do you also burn? More witches!! Churches!! W.. wood?Goood.... And what else do you do with wood? Build a Bridge out of her!!! Ah, but cannot you also make a bridge out of stone...Hmm.. uh... oh.. ummm.... Does wood sink or float? N.. no.. it floats.. THROW HER INTO THE RIVER!!! Eh.. ah... what else floats? Uh.. apples... very small rocks... churches...
A duck!! You are correct sir! So, what does this mean?I.. if she weighs.. as much as a duck, she's made outta wood... And therefore...? A witch.. a witch!!! To my largest scales!*take Meredith to the scales... she weighs as much as a duck*
*sigh* It was a fair coup. A witch a witch!! BURN HER BURN HER!! Who are you, good sir, that are so knowledgable in the ways of science? You have to know these sort of things being the richest man in Gaia.Christinue
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... We have the defendent.. GUILTY. Bring forth Ian for sentencing.
*Ians comes up*
Bring forth.. THE COMFY CHAIR!! *rolls up a large, comfy looking arm chair* SIT... IN THE CHAIR!*sits in the chair* Comfortable? Mm.. yes, quite. For you sentence, you shall remain in the comfy chair until a time is suggested... you may not leave the chair.. except to use the rest room.. and to get afternoon tea. Uh.. alright. It doesn't seem to be doing the job, sir! Then we shall poke him... WITH THE SOFT CUSHIONS. *pokes Ian with a soft cushion* Its not working either sir!! Do you have all of the stuffing in one corner. Y.. yes sir! *poke poke* He must be made.. of stronger stuff!!Christinue
Hi, my name is Gino... and I'm an addict. Hi Gino! Well... I... um.. Well, when my father died, I... CATNIP.... Give me some freakin' n** man.. I'm jonsing.. JONSING i say!! Whoa, furry frenzy. Look, get some coffee and take a bit of air. And let the kid finish.... *cough* Um.. well, as I was saying, after my father died and I... Hi guys, sorry I'm late... Sasha...? Gino..? Woof..?What are you doing here? I was about the ask you the same thing?? I mean, this Addict Anonymous, right? Uh, yea... Oh, damn.. I thought this was Pyromaniacs Anonymous.. My bad.. Yea, room 203.Christinue
You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Guard..... I am Gino, the Richest Man in Gaia....I seek the bravest and strongest to guard the Guilds of Gaia....You have proved yourself worthy to join me. Will you join me?...You make me sad. So be it. Come Geebus! None shall pass. What?? None shall pass. My quarrel is not with you, brave Sir, but I must cross this bridge to Gambino Island.Then you shall die. As the Richest man in Gaia, I command you to stand aside!I move.. for no man.So be it!*Gino and the Guard fight. Gino hacks off his left arm and stands back*
Now stand aside, worthy adversary 'Tis but a scratch.A Scratch?? Your arms off.Not it isn't.Well what's that then??I've had worse.You lie.Come on you pansy!*fighting continues, Gino hacks off his other arm*
The victory is mine. *kneels* I thank thee Lord that in Thy mer...Come on then.What? *is kicked* Look, you are indeed brave, Sir Guard, but the fight is mine. Oh, had enough eh?You stupid b*****d, you haven't got any arms left.Yes I have! Look!Tis but a flesh wound. *kicks Gino* Stop that! Chicken chicken...Look I'll have your leg. *kicked* Right! *hacks off guard's leg*I'll do you for that!You'll what??Come here!What are you gunna do? Bleed on me?I'm invinceable.You're a looney.he Guard of Gaia always triumphs! Have at you! *other leg is cut off* Alright... we'll call it a draw.Come Geebus...Running away eh? You yellow b*****d! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
