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With Me and Dlareme (although very Mom-centric)

BTW just in case you don't already know who Dlareme is, she's my friend. well, imaginary friend... you see, i've always wanted a real imaginary friend (oxymoron much?)... Everybody has that kinky cheeky devil in all of them... i just happened to name my bi-polar little devil, Dlareme... sweatdrop rolleyes

Me: if there is one thing i want to do right now it's to go the the pharmacy, run to Wifey's house and hold her in my arms whee
Dlareme: but why can't you just hold me?
Me: coz you're not real...

---end situation one

Me: kyaah!!! that was awful!!! my heart was going doki-doki and everything... xp My audition was awful!!! gonk crying burning_eyes
Dlareme: *chu* 4laugh ya did fine... that other judge even said you had a nice voice rolleyes
Me: rah rah rah...

---end situation two

Me: apparently i'm good at blowing but bad at pulling teats... sweatdrop
Dlareme: lemme guess... birthday candles and milking bovine... rolleyes
Me: hai... redface

---end situation three

Dlareme: i'm bored... confused
Me: what do ya wanna do? neutral
Dlareme: Let's chat...
Me: about what?
Dlareme: about my wonderful friend Ahsinet...
Me: neutral confused okay... rolleyes
Dlareme: I predict in her future she'll have 3-4 boyfriends... since she's such a fighty
person her and her 1st boyfriend will disagree a lot and break up due
to heaps of arguments but it will be a clean break up... 2 boyfriend
will be somewhat the same but weaker... Ahsinet
would have wanted to break up with him because he's annoying or
something... She'd break up with him but he'd be bawling his eyes
out... (which would most likely cause her to cry as well) boyfriend
number three will be a jerk face who screws up real bad like forgets an
important date or becomes uninterested in her and is the one to split
the relationship... this causes Ahsinet
to be real sad for a while but she gets over it quickly and avoids
dating for a while... the last boyfriend will be the keeper... she'd be
too hung up on her last relationship that she wouldn't even notice that
one of her work/uni colleagues has a crush on her... she wouldn't notice but i would... and then i'd... *starts rambling on about drama-style fantasies* ... and then she'd get married and have three children, 2 girls and 1 boy...
Me: wow... you're real bored aren't cha? sweatdrop
Dlareme: yep... deliriously so... rolleyes

---end situation four