Yeah, we kinda had a conversation about what Pop's, from the Rice Crispies trio, name stands for. This is what we came up with.
Me: *eating Coco Crispies at school*
China and England: *plunk their trays down at the table before sitting on either side of me*
England: *offhandedly* Hey, doesn't Pop always have a squint in his eyes?
China: *shrugs* I guess so. Why?
England: Just saying.
China: ... I wonder what his name stands for?
Both me and England: question
China: *stirs her grits around the plate* ... maybe it's code for "Pissed off permanently".
England: *scowls into her eggs* Or maybe it stands for "Pissed off at Poetry"
China: Wouldn't that spell "Poap"?
England: Well, we don't say the "of" in "United States of America" when referring to "U.S.A."
China: True.
Me: *head meets table* I just wanna eat in peace, dammit!
Aaaand then there's this that happened that same day.
America: *sits down on a bench where Prussia is trying to sleep*
Prussia: America, get up.
America: Why? I can sit here if I want. It's not like you own this bench or anything.
Prussia: No! You sat down and upset the awesome balance of my sleeping area, now get the ******** up!
England: America, just come sit over here, so you don't disturb his 'Awesomeness'.
Prussia: Thank-you! See, you guys, even England thinks I'm awe- ... You were being sarcastic, weren't you?
England: *nods*
Russia: xd FAIL, Prussia.
Prussia: I'm too awesome to fail at anything, except for being unawesome! Besides, if I had been Spain, it would've just gone waaaaay over my head.
Me: Oy! Don't bring him into this, dammit! The b*****d's not even here to defend himself!
France: Oh? Could it be that our little Roma has got a crush on Espagne? FD
Me: redface scream Of course not! In his dreams!
Italy: *watching silently up till now* Actually, speaking of his dreams...
Germany: *claps a hand over her mouth* Don't get him killed, Italia.
Me: For once, I'm thanking you, potato.
 DulledShining · Fri Nov 12, 2010 @ 03:03am · 0 Comments |
