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Prussia, Italy, France, Germany, Spain and I: *playing with a soccer ball during 1st*
Spain: Romano~! Incoming! *kicks the ball, HARD*
Me: Huh? *sees the ball heading towards me* Oh, MERDA! *ball slams into my chest and I catch it*
Germany: *winces* Ouch. I heard that connect from over here...
Everyone: *run over worriedly, Italy throwing a small glare at Spain*
Spain: Roma! Are you alright?! I'm so sorry, mi amor!
Both Spain and Italy: *hug me tightly, Italy quickly letting go but Spain still hanging on*
Me: It doesn't- *winces slightly* really hurt...
Spain: *kisses my forehead repeatedly while apologizing*
Me: *turns really red and tries to shove him away* B-b*****d! STOP THAT!
Everyone but Italy: *watching us while laughing, Italy still shooting Spain dirty looks*
Spain: Lo siento, mi pequena tomate... *FINALLY lets go*
Me: ... Something feels funny... *looks at shirt* **!
Prussia: What's up?
Me: *even redder now* Uh, um, er... All males turn around!
Every guy there: ???
Me: *grabbing Italy while running behind the bleachers* I SAID TURN AROUND, DAMMIT!
Germany: *raises an eyebrow* Why?
Italy: *looks at my shirt* Oh. Her bra came undone in the front.
France: *smirks while every other guy there obediently turns around, Spain completely red in the face* I don't see why she doesn't just leave i- *gets punched in the face by Spain*
Spain: *coughs awkwardly* Go... Go fix that, Romano. Germany and I'll watch these two.
Me: *nods and quickly tries to fix my bra while Prussia yells about he's too awesome to try and take advantage of my... 'predicament'*
*a little while latter*
Me: DAMMIT! I can't get it!
France: *grins* Need Espagne to help you~?
Me: ** you!
France: Gladly, Romano~! *starts to move, only to get kicked in the stomach by a VERY ** off Spain*
Spain: *growls* DON'T.
Me: *finally gets it fixed* Phew... *walks back out to see France being held up by the collar by Spain, Germany trying to restrain him, Prussia laughing his ** off and Italy looking kind of scared by everything going on* ... What the ** did I miss?
Italy: I think you should get a sport's bra, Roma.
Germany: *manages to yank Spain back* I think we should all forget about this experience.
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