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Ha! I'd be willing to bet you guessed that Meagan and I took another illegal drive, and crashed. Well guess what! YOU'RE WRONG! ( Oh beat that b***h! )
At anyrate, that has little to do with anything. So, to the Bat Cave! Or, just the events of the day, the events of the day's cool to.
So, today I was sick, that sucked, well I think it did anyway, I slept all day untill Meagan woke me up telling me to get ready. ( For what Meagan!? We're sick! The two of us! Damn these crappy immune systems! ) She woke up late, and so she ran out of the house pretty quickly, and left me alone ( stressed ) to get ready.
I was done getting ready by like 11:45, but they didn't get back to the house to pick me up untill noon. While I was waiting I became bitter, and cynical, and decided she'd ditched me ( the b***h scream ) became angry ( I'm tellin' you, 15 minutes of waitng can really ******** with your head man! ) and decided that I wasn't going to put up with this bullshit! I'm going to Coffee Rush ( hey, what do you think they sell there? ).
So I'm counting out my nickels ( What? I'm a loser? ) when Meagan, Mitsy and Kaile ( I hope I spelled her name right sweatdrop ) walk through the door.
"Wow. Good timing, Meagan, I was just about to go to Coffee Rush!"
"You can go if you want."
( What?! And miss a chance to nearly die 'cause you're driving?! I think not! )
"Naw, I'm cool"
"You sure? I could drop you off..."
(But I'll have more fun risking my life, and driving privalages untill I'm twenty-something!)
"Ya, I'm cool."
Within minutes we're back out the door, and in the car ( gonk )!
We decide to go to In and Out, and all get cheese burgers, with no onion, and one ( for Mitsy ) with out tomato. The man seemed to not be able to grasp the concept of 4 cheese burgers, none with onion, and 1 without tomato, but in the end he gets it, so we have our 4 cheese burgers, one with no tomato, and all with no onion, as well as a Root Beer for Meagan and Kaile to share, and a Tea to Mitsy and me to share.
So we park infront of Lowes Hardware to eat our food and share our drinks. In the end all who had tomatoes took them off ( but damn, there was just to much! ). Now it's time to commute to the mall across the street! ( SCORE! )
We drive around to see who's there, no one. So we park and get a Brain Wash for me and a Bawls for Kaile ( Both of which are drinks... ) from Atomic Comics, go to Hot Topic, then to Spencers, then sit in front of Dillards, I think it was, then leave. ( One hell of a mall trip, yes? )
We drop Mitsy off at school for her 7th hour, and then Kaile at her house.
Here's where the Speed half of the title comes to play.
Kaile's brother said it takes 15 minutes to get from the school to her house. When we were driving home, it took about 3. That's from Kaile's house to mine, which is farther than The School to Kaile's house. Oh, Meagan drove fast!
While Meagan's driving she tells me to look out for cops. Here's my question for you Meagan; how was I supposed to see them!? I doubt they'd see us we were going so fast! I could be wrong, but I think we may have passed Light a few MPHs ago! ( gonk stressed )
So, home was pretty boring, so I'll fast foreward to dinner!
So, I'm eating dinner, it's meatloaf and mashed potatoes, Meagan and I peeled the potatoes ourselves.. ( stare Never mind the fact that we're both "sick"!!! scream )
Anyway, my family does't eat together, so my mom's in her room eatin', Meagan's on the internet and eating, so I'm watchin' TV in the living room (and eating), flipping through the channels and Carrie's on! ( whee ) So I turn on Carrie!
Yes! It's my favorite part of the movie, right before she kills everyone!
So, anyway, they're announced Prom King and Queen, (aww! how sweet!) and everything's so happy and wonderful, and life's good, when BOOM down comes the blood!
HAHAHA! People laugh, and are shocked, and Carrie remembers her mommy tellin' her how everyone's gonna laugh at her ( How did she know? ), there you have it! She goes mad! ( eek )
BOOM! BANG! BAZOWY! Everyone's dead.
So Carrie flees the scene of murder, to go home! ( They'll never catch 'er there! ninja )
Then comes the Bath Scene!
I wonder if any guys didn't know about the movie, and mistook that scene for a mild porn video. I mean c'mon, here's some Blond Twig, naked in a bath tub, covered in blood running a bar of soap over her tormented face, washing her long, blood-covered flowing hair! I mean, does it not scream "It's time The General practice for times of war!"?
So she comes outta the shower and calls for mommy, who apears out from behind the door. ( What the hell were you doing there?! Watching your daughter bathe?! Freak! )
They hug, and then stop hugging.
"The all laughed at me mommy!"
*Has bigger fish to fry than Carrie's bad Prom night*
"Hold me Mommy!"
( gonk )
*Hugs Carrie* "Blah, blah, Daddy and I screwed, blah, we'll pray. We'll pray for the last time."
( Why did carrie not catch this "last time" crap!? What? Did she think they were converting?! )
*Both say prayer*
*Mommy grabs knife*
*More praying*
*Mommy stabs Carrie in the lower back once*
( Once?! You're trying to kill her so you stab her, once?! )
" eek AHH!! MOMMY!! gonk " *falls down stairs*
( You've had a very bloody night Carrie. )
*Mommy goes down stairs, while Carrie slides on her back to a corner* "Damn, she's not dead! I knew I should've stabed her twice!"
*Mommy goes to stab Carrie again*
"Oh ********! I gotta do something or Mommy's gonna kill me!" *Summons a knife to pin mommy's hand to a wall* "Beat that biatch!"
(What? You think that's good enough?)
"And just for good measure," *Pins mommy's other had to other wall, and telepathicly chucks a dozen other knives into mommy*
(Damn! I'm sure glad me and my mom don't fight like this!)
And then, the house starts to crumble!
"Ho, s**t! I gotta get mommy and myself to safty!" *Drags mommy to a closet*
"Damn, ma, you need to lose weight!" *looks at other hand pinned to wall by knife*
"Nevermind" *pulls at mommy's arm untill it's no longer pinned to wall*
( GOD DAMN! YOU KNOW THAT HURT LIKE HELL! )
The house crumbles, and everyone's thought to be dead, so now we need a dream sequence!
Sole Survivor goes to what looks like a grave site, with a cross that's really a For Sale sign with the words "Carrie White Burns in Hell" and an arrow pointing down across it.
(Now that's just ******** up! Writing such a thing on a religous person's Headstone? I mean, sure, she killed most of your senior class, but you should be grateful! Now you can say you graduated higher in your class!)
Sole Survivor lays down flowers, and as she does this a bloody hand reaches up and grabs her wrist.
( eek I totaly did not see that coming! )
*Sole Survivor wakes up screaming*
The End
See now aren't you lucky, you've just gotten through the end of Carrie, and didn't even have to sit in from of the TV!
So Carrie brings in the Blood half of the title. So I think that's enough for the time being.
I hope you enjoyed reading!
 Immature Subject Matter · Fri Jan 21, 2005 @ 06:41am · 1 Comments |
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