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Dude, this kinda sucks, I can't seem to think of a title that summarized my day! Oh well, I guess I'll just have to go on impulse.
So I had every intention of going to school today, but then my mom comes in my room to wake me up.
"Do you wanna go to school today?"
(Oh YES! I love school, and nothing would make me happier than attending!)
"*gurgle gurgle* No, I still don't feel good..."
"Ok. Go back to sleep."
(Mommy knows best...)
"Ok."
As I'm sure you've figured out, we did our illegal driving thing again. So, I wasn't originally planning on going today, so I just tied back my hair because I didn't even want to brush it, and I knew Kristina and Mitsy were going to come over.
So as Meagan goes to pick them up, leaving me at home, with Tyson. (Meagan's new bird who I've decided is a jack a**. stressed ) So I was writing in my journal, but decide not to since I'd only been up for 10 mins and didn't really have anything to write about.
The whole time I'm trying to write my cat, Tiggy is crawling all over me (hun, I love you, but I'm trying to write... sweatdrop ) and when I finally get Tiggy off me, Tyson decides to glide, not fly, because his wings are cliped, but glide on the ground. ( gonk scream stressed ) So Tiggy, goes after Tyson, so I have to kick my cat away from the bird, who still won't come to me! So I tackle Tyson, who hates being held unless he's on your finger, or sholder, or whatever, so he's emitting this horrible little screach, like I'm raping 'im! (I should've just let the cat eat you! stare )
So, I put Tyson back in his cage (I hope you drown in your water dish... stare ) and as I return to the living room, Meagan, Kristina, and Mitsy walk through the door. So we eat some Taco Bell, and it's yummy, then I get ready to leave, 'cause I decided to go with them.
So I come up with the idea, I'm going to have Kristina do my hair, while I do my makeup! Get done super fast that way! So I give Kristina a quick run through, and give her the three-barrel curling-iron, so she can do my hair, and so she starts to three-barrel it, and clamps down once. Now that I think of it, she kept it in one place to long, and I'm lucky it didn't burn off my hair, but at anyrate, she ends up burning my ear! So there's the end of Kristina's help. So I do my normal Style of choice. Straighen one half, and braid the other.
Anyway, blah blah blah, we leave, after what they said was a long time. (Patience is a virtue... stare ) and decide to go back to the mall. Chandler Fashon of course! So they drive around to see who's there, no one, while Kristina and I get me a Brainwash, Kristina's treat. (Thanx Kris!) So we go back to the car, and head back to school, to drop Mitsy and Kristina off, and head back home.
We get home in one piece, reorganize everything again so it looks untouched (we've gotten good at that), and do our own thing. (Well it's been nice risking my life with ya Meagan, but this is where we part ways.)
From here on it gets boring, so let's fast foreward again, to dinner.
Today, we're having Pizza! (Meh, not exactly what I'm in the mood for...)
At any rate, I go to dig in, and there's no cheese on it!
"I think they forgot the cheese!"
"What?!"
(I know shocking that they'd forget the cheese, seeing as how it's a pretty important part of pizza.)
"I think they forgot the cheese..."
So meagan looks at the cheeseless pizza.
"Maybe it's under the sauce."
Meagan checks under the sauce, and there it is!
"See? They didn't forget it, it's in the middle! Hey mom! Danielle though they forgot the sauce!"
(Oh, I'm sorry, 'cause God knows the sauce goes on top... stare )
So I dig into by badly-assembled pizza, (I didn't check but it probably had "Assembled in Mexico" written on the bottom) and flip through the channels, like last night, and OMG! A Pokemon Movie is on!
(You probably guessed what happens next...)
So I keep flipping through the channels, amazed anyone still shows Pokemon.
(Did you honestly beleive that for one second?)
Seriously, I turn on Pokemon, 'cause I mean, dude, it's Pokemon! Pokemon[/]! I couldn't help myself.
It's funny, I'd almost forgotten how lame the show really was. I was very disapointed in it. more so than usuial. I liked my old characters, and their old personalities, and so did they keep Ash, Brock, and Misty?! Noooo! Now we've still got Brock and Ash, but no Misty! Instead we've got two bratty little children!
Anyway, they discover a brand new Pokemon! And the evil guy tried to hurt it for revenge, and they all save the world!
(Wowzers! That was just so unlike any other Pokemon plot line I've ever seen!)
And they all live happily ever after!
The End.
It was corny man. I totaly remember why I don't watch Pokemon any more. Not to mention they're all idiots.
"OMG! What's this Pokemon called"
Pokemon: "Pika chu pik, pik a chu"
"Gee I dunno, Ash, let's whip out the handy-dandy Poke-dex and find out!"
Poke-dex: "Pikachu! This electric-type pokemon, blah blah blah I'm a dirty boy! blah blah!"
"Pikachu, huh?"
"Well I'd've never guessed that name!"
"Why do you think they call it `Pikachu?`"
Seriously, even I could figureout what the hell it is! I mean it says it's own ******** name! What idiot can't figure out what it's called if it says it!
Not to mention, that the main characters are all noble, where as the bad guys (Team Rocket) are bumbling idiots! C'mon now! let's be fare! Can't the bad guys win once?!
And that's that.
So I was talking with Meagan not that long ago, and I decided that I hate girls who flirt badly! You know, the one's who stick their chest out so their boobs look bigger, but the price they pay is that their back is now concaved, and what more their boobs are ******** in the guy/girl's face! (AHH!! You poked my eye out with your left n****e! gonk )
Then they're super giggly, and sound like a monkey while laughing at everything their prey says.
"Meh..."
"*giggle* Oh, you're so funny! *giggle*"
(If I shot you, would anyone be sad?)
Then they try their hardest to lightly tap they guy/girl's forearm, or sholder, but just can't seem to reach. (Maybe if you'd scoot your boobs back a bit...)
I dunno, it just makes them look stupid. Not to mention, I'm sure the guy's a bit uncomforable, having a set of boobs thrown in his face ("Umm... Your boobs are in my bubble.), while this chick giggles like an ape everytime he makes a sound...
It's just stupid! C'mon! If you're gonna flirt, learn to do it properly!
To aid in the end of this annoyance, I've created a chart. If you look like the the example of a bad flirting position, you probably suck at flirting, and should stop.
Well I do beleive that concludes my entry for tonight.
 Immature Subject Matter · Sat Jan 22, 2005 @ 06:21am · 8 Comments |
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