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Well, I don't have anything to talk about today (surprisingly), so I bring you some random humor courtesy of myself.

Sheera: In other words, run very, very far away.


*Scene 1*
Talon: *enters in a white labcoat and wearing glasses* ... ... ...
Random voice off-stage: I have done it!
Talon: Ah, right! I HAVE DONE IT! I have created... er... what'd I create again?
Random voice off-stage: Tap dancing window panes.
Talon: Right! I have created tap dancing window phones! Wait... that's not right...
*random laughing off-stage*
Talon: Ah, right! I have created... *dramatic drum-roll* A NEW TYPE OF BARBEQUE CHIP! *takes out a bag and starts eating*
Sheera: What in the world did you go through all that scientific reasearch for, then?
Talon: Research? I was playing web-games. You mean you don't get paid for that nowadays?
Sheera: ...Fine, how are these chips different?
Talon: They're shaped like octagons!
Sheera: That's it! SOmebody fire this guy! NOW!
Talon: But I have more ideas! I can create a new breed of rodent! I can engineer a new deadly disease! I can recreate the black plague! Don't throw me out!
Travis: Sorry, bub, you're coming with me.
Talon: But I-
Travis: You heard the lady. *punches hand into fist*
Talon: Ah, right... Leaving now...

*Scene 2*
Eku: Hey, Project, guess what I did today!
Project: Laid in bed for hours on end, was suddenly awoken by Yuma blowing soemthing up, and then crawled slothfully out of bed toward your computer where you downloaded approximately 20,000 gigabytes of porn before heading out to here to ask me to guess what you did today, and likely to try to get me into bed.
Eku: Totally NOT! I downloaded 200,000 gigabytes of high-tech virus control on the major computer BEFORE going to download porn.
Project: On the main computer?
Eku: Yep!
Project: You are aware of what you have done, right? And you know what that 'virus protection' actually did to the computer, right?

*downstairs*
Sheera: Why when I try to open dreamweaver does it tell me that there's a worm trying to eat its way through my harddrive before flashing a bunch of pictures of naked girls?

*Scene 3*
Urthclaw: Oh, Firebird!
Firebird: Eeep! Please don't kill me! I'm sorry! I'll stop thinking about Talon now!
Urthclaw: Don't worry I'm not here to... Wait, YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT TALON?!
Firebird: No...?
Urthclaw: Oh, okay, good. Anyway, I'm here to make a truce. Talon has been the root of our problems for a long time now, so I say we both simply avoid him from now on! That way we won't have to fight anymore. Deal?
Firebird: ...

*afterwards*
Fale: From the endenture in your head, the fact your clothing is torn, and the fact that half the basement is destroyed I take it that your plan to convince Firebird to stay away from Talon was not a success.
Urthclaw: Quit talking and pour me a glass a seirca.

*Scene 4*
Ryun: ...
Skara: Hey, Ry. How ya doing?
Ryun: ...
Skara: Um, you okay?
Ryun: ...
Skara: Come on! It's a simple question!
Ryun: ... ...?
Skara: Please? Come on! Please answer me?
Ryun: ... ...
Skara: Well, fine. I suppose trying to unmute you really is useless. Maybe I shoulda listened to Sheera afterall... *walsk off*
Ryun: One day I shall rule this feeble organization and then they shall all see the 'poor innocent, mute little girl' for what she really is! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Regla: Whoa... That was kinda scary.
Ryun: ... *looks left and right* ... *eats Regla*

Thank you for your time, and I hope you enjoyed these four odd scense brought to you by me. If you liked them. If not, it was all Grame's idea.

Talon, Sheera, Urthclaw, & Regla: NEEEEEEEEEKO!

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