Im sooooo flippin hyperz! Me and my friend scared some old lady! It was awesome! She like ran ... well .... tried to run as best she could with a walker in the rain.... hehe and apparently im my friends VIAGRA! shes my Morphine!!! she keeps me sane and i keep her horny wink just kidding .. its cuz i make a lot of pervvvvvvvvvvvy jokes that make her laugh! And .. I make my voice go all crazy weird.... like DEEP or HIGH PITCH! Its fun.. see im a spazzzzzzy person. and a klutz. .which i have found is a bad combination cuz i tend to forget that things are there and then crash into them .. like when i walked into a tree and got a splinter in my boob .. orrrrr walking into brick walls .. the worst is walking into spiderwebs .. cuz i seriously HATE spiders.. they scare me. im hyper .. really really hyper .. its cuz im cold .. really cold like freeze your a** till it falls off cold ... well i wouldnt mind my a** falling off ... it would make an interesting doctors visit .. like can you imagine going to the doctors and saying "Hi .. im here cuz my a** fell off" I would die laughing ... hmm the best way to commit suicide is to laugh so hard you stop breathing.. cuz at least you died smiling. woo a bit morbid for a second there ...
this probably made no sense at all but it wasnt meant to cuz nothing that is going on in my head right now will ever make sense ... im just made that way.
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