...Nick's character, Koneran, was running around Leaf in a mummy outfit making death threats to everyone? No one could figure out who the ******** this cat was....or why he'd want to kill us. Epic ******** lulz.
...Sky was considered to be a -legendary- role player? No, seriously, stop laughing. People really did think he was the best back then. No...I'm not lying. =_= Why would I? Anyway....
...Bret kicked Sky's a** and knocked him off his pedestal? I know people were like, "OMFG...he beat up Sky!" Sky will never admit this, of course. Simply because he "got a headache" and stopped the fight. But, we all know that Bret beat his a**.
...the Kyuusai were running around Leaf? They were the ******** s**t, right? And epic assholes. >_> What? They were. Well...their characters were. Turns out...half of them are decent human beings. And, you gotta admit, there was never a family quite like the Kyuusai before them...and there probably never will be.
...Smoke's clan, "The Demonic Ninja Clan", was -the- clan to beat? Yeah, yeah...b***h all you want to. But, ya know what? I don't know anyone else besides Smoke that could get a handful of kids to just hand over their hard-earned gold WITHOUT ASKING FOR IT!!!
...Justin flipped a switch when he found out that Nette and Whispy were "dating"? Yeah, that was epic ******** lulz, too. Ya know...he still believes that s**t?
...the legendary role player "Swain" came to Gaia? And how everyone "knew" it was Bret but wouldn't say anything to him about it? And then the real Steven Swain showed up in Abyss. He's a real decent guy, nothing at all like what Bret portrayed him to be. At least...now. He did admit to being a douche bag back in the day. Worse than anything Bret ever portrayed when he played as him.
...Asuna was dating Momith? I wonder how Momith felt after he found out Asuna was really a dude. Even worse...I wonder if they ever cybered. 0_o
...iBattle was around? Never knew much about the dude, other than the fact that he was a pain in the a** and that I wanted his damn Horns of the Demon.
...Tori obtained a rather disturbing picture of Raven? Half the population of Abyss created banners warning little girls to stay away from the *****. I think maybe his face was enough to keep them at bay.
...there were actual Ninja Clans and Villages? Clan wars and spies and the like? Those were awesome times. Let's see...there was X Ninja Clan run by Flight, Individual Eleven run by Sky, Demon Bros run by Clown, Demonic Ninja Clan run by Smoke. I know there's more that I'm forgetting but damn, those were the "golden" days of Leaf. Things were just awesome back then.
K...I know there's more...but...I gotta go eat.
Eilaria · Wed Sep 02, 2009 @ 10:48pm · 3 Comments |