Tuesday night, 3:23 AM EDT, 7/10/07
Miami. I don't understand why the old folks love this place so much.
This is whore capital of the world. Most of the single women are open to any random guy just to get ********. Not only that, they're dumb as bricks. I'm actually lucky to find a few intelligent women in this city, and when I mean few, I mean I can count them on one hand.
The weather is s**t here. We have two modes: It's ******** hot, or RAIN. Not just regular pitter patter rain, I mean RAIN. One storm after another every single ******** day. Don't forget the hurricanes too. Especially the year before Katrina, we dodged 5 of them bitches!
This is also the rudest driver capital in the United States. Proven fact. I read it from our local newspaper, The Miami Herald.
Prices for homes and insurance are also through the roof. Although I am 16, I already have a slight sense on the worth of the dollar.
Miami isn't as good as you think it is.
Ares Denton · Tue Jul 10, 2007 @ 08:27am · 0 Comments |