so i had the weirdest dream a couple nights ago and i could totally make a nineties guy movie outta it. it was retarded and yet perfect. like, it's a mix between a coming of age story and a nineties guy flick/porno. here's what happened:
my basketball team made it to some awesome san diego tournament at mission beach. we were supposed to stay in this hotel/mansion like place. it was pretty badass. it was a perfect pad; it had a white-cushioned huge couch, beautiful paintings of the beach on the walls, and the bathroom was shiny and perfect... the bathroom had some sort of significance, to me.
see, it's like this: my dad went with me and he started acting like a d**k. he and my mom were being really ******** up and were mad and starting s**t about me being gay again! (it's cuz basically every girl in basketball at my school's gay) and so i ran out one day and just went to the beach.
then this guy with a surfboard came over to talk to me. he was asking what the big problem was, so i told him what was going on and we started walking around san diego together. then he turned into a chick and became my girlfriend! (that parts kinda weird)
anyways, so then the time for my basketball game actually came up. my team was all set up on defense when suddenly, outta nowhere, all the girls on the opposite team started stripping and were in bikinis. they said in SD everyone plays like that! it was ******** hot!!!
anyways, the game kinda ended a lil bit after the sexy ladies started losing and everyone started hookin up... haha. so i went back to my hotel/mansionish room and my dad was all mad again and tried fighting with me. i didn't wanna deal with it so i went into the bathroom (i ******** love bathrooms)
then my gf appeared from the shower curtain and my dream turned wet.
it was insane and ridiculous and random and weird, but i ******** loved it. basketball, sexy chicks (in bikinis) a gf that i actually loved- it was the best dream ever.
 the_forgotten_thought · Sun Jul 19, 2009 @ 08:24am · 1 Comments |
