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ok, so you guys know how fish can have natural sex changes when there's too many females to fertilize the eggs? ok, so something's wrong with me, and i swore that's what's happening to me. why? cuz i'm ******** going psycho and my masculine side is showing more than ever!
here's what's wrong: i've been getting more violent lately. that's prolly just me, though, i know. but i've been... ok, if you're under the age of 13, no reading... but i've been masturbating a lot more and getting more wet dreams. it's really weird. and of course they're all of girls. it's terrible! well, not terrible. i know i'm a lesbian. but this insane sex phase needs to pass!!! i have a gf! geez, it's like "blister in the sun!" in here. whatever happened to my longview lifestyle "when masturbation's lost it's fun and you're ******** lazy"?! oh my gosh! grrr. and then i have this ridiculous habit of, when i'm out late at night and my friends and i are walking around, i pee in public. i've peed twice on my rival high school, twice in the park, and once kinda out away from town (but that's cuz i didn't wanna go back to the port-a-potty)
and what's worse? i'm changing PHYSICALLY! ok, well, so far i haven't sprouted a p***s, but here's the deal: i haven't had a period in two months and my muscles are getting harder. girls are supposed to be soft and... feminine. here i am, though, getting stronger and less girly! and i had this psycho a** dream (well, rather thought that came in a dream) when i was shopping in the sanitary napkins section at Target that i don't have my period anymore. then i was like, "oh, well what if you're just like Mary and you had the whole immaculate conception thing and now you're pregnant with the next Jesus? i mean, he is supposed to come back to judge the living and the dead, right?" and then i was like, "or what if it's the devil's child" and i dunno, i'm just going crazy.
i don't think i'm a girl anymore. what's the goodnews? this means my childhood dreams come true! whee!!!
 the_forgotten_thought · Tue Jul 21, 2009 @ 12:36am · 0 Comments |
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