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Deep in the backallies of New Jersey, there lives a man with a dark and terrible past. It all started one night when he decided to buy an apartment, but then lost his job, his car, his family...and his sanity. He locked himself inside and barricaded the door. The only source of nourishment he had was a stream of bologna that fell down from the appartment above. The bologna became contaminated by radioactive rats and Kram grew to an enormous size. Now, he sits there, growing larger every day shouting out one thing all night long: "I LIKE BOLOGNA! TOO MUCH BOLOGNA! THE HORROR!"