so my friend really wanted to go buy a dress cuz she hasn't wore one in forever and suddenly had the feminine urge to get one. i suggested we have a fancy picnic at the park and i could dress up like a guy while she wore her pretty dress. AWESOMEST IDEAR EVER! haha. i already planned out my sexy dude outfit.
see, i already have a snazzy shirt (it's black, but it's a lil tight so you can see my bresticles, sadly.) but then i have my pinstripe fedora, my horizontally striped red and black suspenders, my black jeans; now i just need to go out and buy a tie.
the only problem is i have to wear my wristbands and turn one of them inside out. see, i don't want people to think she's gay like me (cuz honestly, butch chick with cute chick doesn't look good on her part) so i'll hide the pride one. and then i found a wrist band i really want that says "don't harsh my mellow" cuz i ******** love chillen and i hate people ruining that.
well, still dunno when we're gonna get around to that, and i've yet to decide whether or not i'll want my girl there. see, the only reason i wouldn't is cuz jerry and domi might go, and i wouldn't wanna make her feel uncomfortable in our situation by having the psycho PDA couple makin out while i'm shy and sweet next to her. but then again, it might get us to come outta our shells more. then i don't want mallory to feel uncomfortable cuz it started out as a plan for her and i (though i doubt she'll mind me inviting vanessa. she encourages my lesbian relationship <3)
but yup yup, imma have tons of fun that day!
 the_forgotten_thought · Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 11:25pm · 0 Comments |
