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i feel so insanely sick right now. i mean, it's terrible how much pain i'm in and i just wish i could take a huge dump and sleep for the next eight hours.
ok, uh, i should really explain before you all think i'm a crude and vulger young lady... then again, if you know me in real life, you probably already do =P
ok, so when my cousin and i walked home today, we stopped by the donut shop and picked up some sodas and a concha (that's, like, this delicious mexican pastry that's round bread and then topped with a huge layer of sugar, either chocolate or vanilla typically) and so i was very happy today. let's remember, though: soda and chocolate both have what?
if you guessed caffine and/or sugar, then you're right!
then my mom came home. she was dying for an apple fritter from the donut shop (haha, can you sense a pattern forming?) so she sent me off to retrieve one. well, why you'd give a teenager ten dollars for a $2.00 price (cuz i had to buy my dad one, too) is beyond me, but with the extra cash, i bought myself a monster. now, i had good reasons for this; i had a ridiculous english assignment, and i needed something to help me concenrate. monsters calm me down, so they would easily help me chill enough to do my homework.
sadly, when i got home, it occured to me that i wasn't exactly supposed to have said beverage, and had the brilliant idea to drop off the pastries and then go for a walk with my monster. it wasn't too bad. i ended up walking all over town (well, five miles in total, just about) funny enough, though. i had to run the last three blocks because i felt the runs coming on!
sadly, once i got onto the toilet, i couldn't force a proper bowel movement. so then my chest started hurting, most likely from the absurd amount of caffine induced. i decided i should just chill and do my homework after a calming shower. well, after about an hour and a half of homework, i got up to find no one else awake in the house. i was wandering to the kitchen when i realized it: i couldn't feel my arms, legs, or head. i felt like i was floating, and my world was spinning and going black. i had an insane headache; it was twice as bad as when i drank a bunch of alcohol!
luckily, no one else was awake.
sadly, i've been having a hell of a time trying to sleep, trying to eat, trying to s**t, and trying to not barf my brains out. i think i'm sick.
i should never have had that ******** monster. FML
oh, thanks for reading. pardon the obcenities, but i'm not exactly feelin good. love ya. later
 the_forgotten_thought · Thu Sep 24, 2009 @ 08:40am · 1 Comments |
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