i love hearing my grandma talk about drugs. it's always, "well, that's the thing; kids get high and then they get all retarded." of course, she gets high and drunk constantly confused (which, i don't see how anyone could) while i just sit there and listen to her complain. the funny thing is, she speaks totally at a bias, having never touched the stuff herself. how can you judge something that you don't even know? you can't.
oh, back to the funny part of my story, though. she always talks about how stupid people are when they're under the influence, yet here i am, totally sober. i was sitting at my computer desk/dresser and was about to go to the kitchen when i see a del taco chocolate cake (which was weird, cuz i haven't gone to del taco in weeks...) well, i was gonna go get a fork, but then changed my mind suddenly. i had this weird feeling that i didn't need to get up, and sure enough, in the top drawer right next to my t-shirts, i had a black plastic fork.
yeah, i seem to do the weirdest things sober! and yet i can ace algebra 2 while buzzed. i will never cease to confuse myself.
in other news, anyone who has ever watched an in flames video, can you not agree that the singer has the best dreds ever?! i mean, those are badass! and three week old chocolate cake is delicious. don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.
 the_forgotten_thought · Tue Apr 06, 2010 @ 05:51pm · 1 Comments |
