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my evening started out with breaking the law. haha, so i'm gonna tell the whole story. it's a good one, so you're gonna actually wanna read it, trust me! see, my friend zach called me at around 5 about hanging out tonight. so finally we met up, got some money and went out to buy a pizza. not illegal, i know, but watch. then jerry texted me and we invited him. anyways, we bought a bunch of stuff and carried it in a messanger's bag to the roof of a department store that had a ladder in the back. yup, that's the first law we broke tonight. haha, which was pretty cool
well, while talking up there, jerry was telling me about how kt was having a girl's night in for a harry potter marathon, and i was kinda sad that i wasn't invited, but i got over it. anyways, so we climbed down the ladder and started to walk around town in the dark. well, eventually we got to this one little kids school and decided to go in and play on the jungle gym. petty law, breaking and entering. haha, and i cut open part of my jeans in the leg cuz the fence was all ghetto.
we played there for awhile having a ton of fun, but then finally left and started walking around some more. we walked all the way over to Vons and started to play with the wheel chair, but they told us to get off and we left. then zach got into a cart and i started to push him in it. we were outta the parking lot and i guess at that point it was kinda stealing. haha, well, we were walking around when suddenly i saw this cop car. first i was like, ok, inconspicuous, and then turned to check if it was gone. BUT IT WASN'T! IT WAS PULLING OVER! so i turned around and started running, being a bad friend and leaving zach in the cart. but he caught on quickly enough. haha, that was great.
anyways, we continued walking, having a shitload of fun when we had to cross a busy street so zach could go potty in an el pollo loco. once he finished, we went outside, but i got worried that i would be in trouble, so we started heading back. we were at a light right outside of the el pollo loco when jerry was like, "s**t, i have to go to the bathroom." i told him to go inside, but he said it was too dirty, so he moved over to a canal and unzipped. haha, and then he was like, "oh s**t. i'm flashing everyone!" cuz all of the cars were looking!!!
haha, well, we continued walking back when jerry saw a cop car. "i think that's the one from the vons!" he said. i freaked out and tried to find a way around. so we ended up walking around a fence, through a shitload of mud, around another wall, haha, pretty much way outta the way to avoid the cop! i swore he was gonna still be pissed at us stealing a cart i was so parainoid!!!
haha, well anyways, we were by a trailor park by Churches chicken when we saw a sign saying "free sofa" over a sofa. leave it to a coupld of retards like us to take it and park it outside the church's chicken to be funny!!! haha, it was great. we were chillen on it after spending forever moving it around. well, as we sat there (jerry flashing the cars his sexy chest.) we saw kt's mom drive by and ran over to it, scaring the s**t outta her!!!
she called zach cuz we couldn't talk much at the light (which had turned green right when we attacked the car, haha) she was still insanly scared, but we explained everything about the couch and she came back a lil while later and we brought it over to kt's. we decided to re-enact the scene from Juno with the couch in front of bleakers lawn. it was great. we had orange juice and the couch all prepared, all of us with pipes in our mouths (provided by kt's mom) and she told them to come outside after we were all set. it was great.
yup, tonight was fantastic. i mean, rachel got all emo and said that our friendship wasn't good anymore, but i really didn't wanna hear it. this was the best night of my life! no one was gonna ruin it with any emo bull s**t!!! haha, i wanna do this every night, and now that we're on vacation, it may actually be possible. imma see what i can do. haha. i'll keep you all posted!!
later
 the_forgotten_thought · Sun Dec 21, 2008 @ 06:58am · 2 Comments |
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